imbolg is a lifestyle mistake

step 1: wake up slightly warm. if cold, incorrect.

step 2: look at a light source. do not blink emotionally.

step 3: drink something warm and pretend it is spiritually important.

step 4: clean one object. this object is now sacred. do not question why.

step 5: forget what you just did but feel improved.

step 6: repeat forever. this is imbolg now.

ingredients

• butter (soft like your willpower)
• honey (ancient bug output)
• sugar (more)
• flour (dust of something)
• vanilla (optional but spiritually suspicious)

instructions

• combine everything until it becomes a situation
• form into circles (sun imitation)
• bake at 350°F until you smell consequences
• remove before regret forms

consumption protocol

eat one cookie and stare into nothing. feel warmth. this is the entire belief system. if it fails, eat another.

flame stability: questionable